some men just want to watch the world burn.
AU MEME » The Dark Knight Rises + a western for @almostgaby.
I’ve seen a couple of other artists re-imagine Tangled in India, and thought I’d have a crack at it myself. SO MUCH FUN
teen wolf au : alien invasion
To me, you are perfect. And my wasted heart will love you.
military au → matriarchal society of soldiers bedecked in jewels and pearls [χ]
“Stand to attention.” Her voice was clear and sharp as it rang out in the early morning silence of the barracks. The men scrambled to their feet with practised discipline, their backs pin-straight as they fulfilled her command. Her diamond shoes clicked loudly against the marble floor with every step she took, her hands clasped behind her back as she inspected each soldier. The satin and lace train of her gown swept the floor behind her like a royal cloak. Despite her short stature, her projected authority filled the entire chamber like a physical aura. She stopped before one man and the pearls that dripped from her ears swayed at her sudden halt. His expression made it clear he was masking his thoughts, badly. Her eyes like ice swept over his half-dressed form, the rise and fall of his chest, the shadows that nestled between the muscles of his torso, and the light sweat that coated his skin like morning dew upon grass. “Colonel,” he saluted, grasping her offered hand lightly, placing a kiss upon the lace of her glove. “Lieutenant,” she acknowledged, a smirk upon her blood red lips as she stared at his bowed head. He stepped back in formation as she turned away to continue her rounds of the base. A discreet smile played across his face, she never did leave him enough time to return to the barracks in the mornings.
from malinna’s tags:
#GIVE ME A STORY ABOUT BEAUTY AS WEAPON; NO LITERALLY BEAUTY AS WEAPON #A MATRIARCHAL SOCIETY WHERE THE SOLDIERS ARE BEDECKED IN JEWELS AND PEARLS AND HARDENED LEATHER SOFTENED BY LACE’ #WHO APPEAR AS AVENGING ANGELS BUT THIS IS THE SECRET ABOUT WHITE AND ABOUT PEARLS; BLOOD SHOWS BETTER #PLEASE #ALL THE MATRIARCHY FIC IN THE WORLD
Idris Elba and Lucy Liu as Mr. & Mrs. Smith
A bored married couple is surprised to learn that they are both assassins hired by competing agencies to kill each other.
modern au starks
“you remember what happened to the starks, don’t you? that crime family in boston? i remember when they ran everything. if ned’s brother brandon hadn’t gotten killed back in ‘82, who knows how shit would’ve gone down. ned tried, but he ain’t got a head for the game. the lannisters really did a number on that whole family didn’t they. started working with the feds to take robb down when he started rebuilding the business after his daddy died. they called it the ‘red wedding’. it was his uncle’s wedding i think, where him and his crew got arrested. his ma, catelyn, she got away. the girl sansa disappeared out west somewhere when that baratheon boy, joffrey died. word is she’s trying to finish what her brother started. the other one, arya i think, heard she’s in queens somewhere, heard she’s just as dangerous, but no one has seen her. that bastard of ned’s, jon, yeah he’s up in canada doing border patrol. them other two, the boys rickon and bran, i hear bran’s up in maine keeping out of trouble. better watch out for rickon though. that boy’s got a vengeance.”
Matt and Karen as Macbeth and Lady Macbeth
Still it cried ‘Sleep no more!’ to all the house:
‘Sleep no more; Macbeth shall sleep no more.’